So, it's March

An actual conversation on the way to church this morning.

Daddy: Hey, you didn't happen to remember to bring the checkbook with you, did you?

Mama: Um, well, it should just be in the pocketbook in the baby's bag. (Rifling through over-packed diaper bag.) Yeah, I've got the checkbook.

Daddy: Great. You're amazing.

Mama: But, uh, why were you asking? I mean, it's still February, so... (By way of explanation: we do our tithing on the first Sunday of the month, which is why Daddy knew we needed the checkbook and Mama was confused.)

Daddy: Actually, no. It's March 1st.

Mama: It's March? Today?

Daddy: Yes.

Mama: Wow. I missed that one. . .

A full minute passes.

Mama: Oh, good heavens! We're having a baby next month!